In order for me to take people seriously I have to
make a fool of myself. For some reason my brain is hardwired to be succeptible to
ridiculous reasonings and illogical arguments which either freak people out or make them laugh.
My theory is that somehow, in Maggieland, it's a perfectly normal means of sorting and seprating the potential friends and the potential bitches. I'm not sure if that's actually normal, But it sure as hell is entertaining for me. I wish I could explain away all the crazy things I do that way...